LOL! Really?

So as times have changed the most common form of communication has become electronic. Emailing, texting, twitter-ing. Along with this electronic form of communication has come the use of abbreviations. TTYL - talk to you later, XOXO - hugs and kisses, and my personal favorite LOL - laugh out loud. LOL. LOL!!! Oh my how everything now a days is LOL, laugh out loud funny. Really? Really?!? Is it really 'LAUGH OUT LOUD' funny? I doubt it. I seriously doubt that every time someone writes, texts, facebooks 'LOL' they are laughing out loud. And if you claim that you are, I challenge you to prove it, yes prove it. Video yourself, have a witness, whatever! Either that or stop abusing the term, because it reality 98% of the time what you are really saying is 'I don't think that's funny, you're a b**ch for posting that, go F yourself, OR I don't really have the balls to say what I want so I'm going to fake claim that I'm being a good buddy and 'laughing out loud'. While on the topic let's talk about 'LMAO'...okay really people, 'laughing your ass off' ? ? ? Really? If I was 'LMAO' as much as people claim they are I would look like a damn Olsen Twin.

Audition Notice

Role description: 

A typical blond Dutch woman around 32 years old. She is NOT super slim or that good looking, ... NO MODELS. She is just an average woman. ...

Call Time: 10:15AM

I would like to thank my agent. 

PS - I'm a 28yr old Irish Pollock with light brown hair, if that matters at all.