We've known each other for quite sometime now and while I haven't always agreed with you, I've always respected you. And while I feel our relationship has grown stronger over the years, as any good relationship should, I feel the need to express my emotions regarding your recent discrepancies.
Bottom line, this 'coming and going' needs to stop. I'm willing to wake up and have you follow me around all day, as I often know when indulging in a variety of my favorite adult beverages you will be arriving early the next day. However what I'm not prepared for, nor do I appreciate, is your late arrival. If you are going to show up, show up! Don't wait untill after I've been awake a few hours pleasantly going about my day, recalling all the fun I had the night before miraculously without your arrival to then slap me in face in the early afternoon. For at this point I've already made plans to go about my day without you tagging along. So when you show up at your leisure, hours late, it really ruins my day. I know you may think of it as a fun surprise however I think of it as dick move.
Can't we go back to the old days? Where I awoke to you spooning me and got to spend the rest of my day carefully avoiding loud noises, bright lights and my beverage of choice from the night before? At least back then I made reservations for two (with you in mind) the next day!
Please, I beg of you, arrive on time...or don't arrive at all.
Sincerely,
Jeanine
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