Top Ten Things You DON'T Want to Hear When You're Dating
1) Can you drive....I don't have a car, or a license
2) I totally get politics
3) This is my daughter
4) Girl "Is that your roommate that just came home?" Guy "No it's my mom"
5) I LOVE you (said on first date)
6) You're pro-choice right?
7) You remind me of my sister
8) Its just a rash
9) That's just the scar from my sex change operation
10) You're birth control has been recalled
*Special shout out to Jamie Gaul for chiming in.
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