Hazel What?

Hazelnuts. That's right folks I'm talking about nuts. No, not that kind so get your mind out of gutter, but rather the hard salty kind that come in a can. (Again, minds out of the gutter).

Right so, here's my issue. You chomping along, enjoying a can of mixed nuts when along comes a hazelnut destroying your entire nut snacking experience. I mean come on! It taste like a cheap perfume trapped inside a tiny shell. Let it breathe somewhere outside the can filled with filberts, almonds, peanuts and walnuts. Cause it's just gross. I say - leave em out! Save the hazelnuts for Chip n Dale cartoons and the flavoring of coffee creamer and leave more room for the real nuts that actually carry a 'nutty' flavor for the can!

I will end this now - sparing you the story about the time I bit into a chocolate bar only to be thrown off by the mouthful of a potent aroma caused by said nuts. Ick.